FRANKLIN MOTT
????-2010

Bon Temps,La:  Mr. Mott, age unknown, passed away in a wooden gunshot encounter on August 15, 2010  at Merlottes Bar in Renard Parrish.  Mr, Mott was born in England and moved to the USA and established his well known Motts Detective agency which thrived for many years in the Louisiana, Mississippi area. He also became know as the fastest test messenger in the world

Mr. Mott is preceded in death by his father Dracula and mother Lucy. He had no brothers and sisters. Also he is survived by his vampire bride to be Tara Thornton of Bon Temps, La and 1 employer Mr. Russell Edgington of Jackson,MS

Spencer Funeral home will be in charge of arrangements.  Interment will begin at 10:00 pm..in Bon Temps cemetery.  In lew of flowers, Mr. Mott wished that donations be made to the local shelter for homeless Vamps, Werewolves, WereCats and any other supernatural

Night on the Sun-Part 1

Ok fans this episode picks up on ole Sookie in the hospital bed screaming, damn what a shrill.  Did ya'll notice how fakey Bill was looking at the end of the scene.  I believe Bill does love her but he has his own agenda.  Then Alcide, god knows I love me some Alcide, but he sorta lied when he said he doesn't take orders from vamps. What did he do when he came to protect Sookie, I know Eric loaned his father money but it is not Alcide's debt, I guess he is playing the good son.  He sure was working those cover alls.

Then we see ole Sofia Ann moving in bitching about where to put her birds. Talbot is bitching to Russell like a bitchy wife, about having to bury werewolves under the gazebo and Franklin's brains won't wash out of the bed linens (He aint dead), Russell's new wife and lets not forget that Sookie bitch steaking Lorena.When Russell  breaks the news to Talbot about killing the magister,  Talbot calls him a 1000 year old child, Russells states that he is glad Talbot is safe..Eric, wearing the same mint green shirt he has been wearing for 3 tv weeks, is listening behind the door. After a few, he comes in and tells Russell there is a Werebitch in the study. 

Debbie is squalling "they killed my Cooter"---best line of the show. she called ole Sookie a cunt and Rusell called her a special cunt...Did you notice when Eric was talking to the Kang how it is hard for him to tell the truth but easy as hell for him to lie when he was talking about looking for the Kang for a thousand years.

Then we see Arlene and Terry in the bed with him singing to the baby.  I am telling you she better tell Terry the truth or his ass is gonna nut up on her, he is suffering from PTDA. She is already having hot flashes about ole Rene and that is gonna come back on her ass to.

Sookie and Alcide are talking and in busts ole Jason and "acting sheriff" Terry Belfluer.  Jason is wanting to go after Bill and drags Andy into it. How the hell you gonna put a vamp in jail . Jason needs to set the fuck down and stay out of it. It is a matter of time before his shit catches up with him.I do not know why Jason is so pussfied now. Watch out for ole Rev Newland. We seen that shit Jason was digging out of his closet from his fellowship of the sun days. Thinking he could get revenge on Bill. PLEASE His secret is gonna be put out there if he keeps messing with them Norris's and they are going to dig a hole in the sand and cover him up.



Tara is upstairs looks like she is scared as hell and she should be. I like that shirt Laffy had on and there is something going on there with him just ain't figured it out yet. I do think ole Jesus is a witch. In that shower scene with ole Frank she wasn't scared of him when he was popping that couchie. I think she really likes him.

At least ole Mindy Mickens did not drag ole dingy drawers to get her shit..The dark side of Sam is emerging so watch out and I believe it is the fact that Tommy is around hell please tell me when the Merlottes adopted him because he is using the name Tommy Merlotte. I can't stand that lil punk.

Ruby Jean is telling it all, especially when she is telling  Laffy about the cats.  There has been mention of cats during seasons 1 and 2.  Remember Maxine Fortenberry doesn't like cats, the cat on Jasons cat and ole Lettie Mae saying she used a bb gun to shoot cats when they went to the bathroom in her yard.  I am telling you CATS (Black Panters aka WerePanters) are fixing to come back on their ass.

Everyone on that show needs a shrink.  Loved it when Tara inadvertently called Sookie a dumb bitch and Alcide came up and she told him to flirt some sense into her. When he was about to leave I be damned if I wouldn't have got me some sugar from Alcide but don't fret folks he will be back.

Ok folks will post the rest of my thoughts on the second part of the show later

Talbot

Did y'all see that shit  Omg Eric and Talbot.  I liked ole Talbot but he did not need to go out like that with Eric pee pee in his ass. I am just about done with Eric.  When you see Northman changed to Hervaux on my sites you will know that it is officially over.  Alcide did not have a big part tonight, but I sure felt his presence.

Holly

Was I the only one that noticed Holly and how big her head was.  When you look at her all you see is damn face.  The best was those werecats....Ole Crystal and Jason, her belly was not growling that was her purring.  I think the reason she went to ole Jason was that she was in heat. Then it flashed to where she lived and Jason was there and we see where something had been drug in a corner there was a boy eating a body, loved it when he hissed like a cat.

And Sookies house, they need to take a bull dozer to that place or at least red tape it condemned. Bill looked fake when he was at the hospital with her and that was the shortest break up in TV history.  With all the bloodshed between those two and they are still blinded by ass. 

WerePanther

Be on the lookout for ole Rev Newland to pop up cause they set it up with Jason's little anti vampire rape kit we seen tonight.  Keep checking back because you never know when I am gonna pop off about something that is going on I missed.....

Franklin

Franklin Mott was not a favorite in our houses but as the season progressed my sister pictured here start to fall for him.  Is it because he is physco, has a cute lil ass when he jumps in the bed with Tara, is it that big fangs reflect how big something else or is it that no one can type mother fucker as fast as he can...love u.  Wonder how old he his and I sure would not want to be Tara when he heals

My Sister

Sam Merlotte is the owner of Merlotte’s, a bar and grill where Sookie Stackhouse works as a waitress. (But have you noticed lately that she hasn't been working) Sam has a romantic interest in Sookie, but they continue to just remain good friends. He does have a dark secret. Sam Merlotte is a shapeshifter and is able to change forms at will. His favorite form is of a collie, but can change into almost any animal. Much like werewolves, Sam feels the affects of a full moon and the need to change.

Tommy Mickens

Tommy Mickens is Sam Merlotte’s long lost half-brother. Like Sam, he may also be a shifter. He works at a tire store in Arkansas. Tommy’s family is known for having a bad reputation.  So far Tommy is feeling like he should take care of his parents who are dead beats.  He shifts into a bull dog and goes and fights. He is going to be a handful for his brother Sam now that he decided to move in with in for a better life. He is now a bus boy at Merlotte's and seems to have an attracting to Baby Vamp Jessica.  Wonder how this is going to play out with Hoyt and the "thumb with titties" Summer?

OLE DIRTY DRAWERS

Now on to ole greasy head Joe Lee Mickens. He is Tommy' human father.  We all know that he is sorriest of the bunch.  When it comes to work he tries to make excuses not to work.  Hell why should he work when he has a shape shifter son to support him. Thy need to put a collection can at the entrance of Merlottes and name it "THE BUY JOE LEE MICKENS A BOTTLE OF BLEACH AND SOME HEAD AND SHOULDERS FOR THAT GREASY HAIR),  Every time I see him I want to throw sand on the TV because he is so greasy.

ALCIDE OR ERIC?

Wonder if he can type
Mother Fucker as fast as Frankin?

Eric Northman is a very old and powerful vampire who owns the bar Fangtasia, a popular hangout for vampires and fans of vampires. He is also the vampire sheriff of Area 5. Area 5 includes Bon Temps which is where Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton live. He is also attracted to Sookie which creates a bit of tension between him and Bill.

ALCIDE

Alcide Herveaux is a werewolf. He is good-looking, rough-around-the-edges, strong, protective, articulate and heroic. He works in construction with his father. He is helping Sookie find her kidnapped boyfriend, vampire Bill. He has also just got out of a bad relationship with Debbie Pelt who burns his sister Janice's beauty shop down in Jackson. I bet he is wishing he had busted her head open with a bullet when he had a chance. Alcide's werewolf side is played by a beautiful golden wolf named  Thunder.

This is a tough decision to make. Eric is about chaos and revenge, Alcide is about peace and harmony and we all know we need a little bit of each in our lives.  Going to stay with Eric for now till he starts sniffing around for some ass.

REST IN PEACE--LORENA******COOTER

Lorena

Lorena Klaveno is one of those characters you love to hate. She was the wife of a Civil War soldier. She is very lonely and welcomes Bill’s company so much that when he tries to leave, she drains his blood and turns him into a vampire. Because she is his maker, he is forced to stay with her until he’s learned the ways of his new lifestyle. Even though Bill is on his own now she still maintains a small hold on him.

Lorena was staked by Sookie during her attempt to save that lying SOB Bill. Some of her best scenes were when she got punched in the nose by Bill and the most contoversial one was the "exorcist" head turning scene and the comment she made that was the best sex she had in years and cracked her neck. She kept things jumping off during her short stay on the series. I will miss you Lo! BTW in her last episodes she was wearing the hell out of that lil black and white dress....you go girl!

COOTER

Another loss was Cooter....He was a mean ass wearwolf and he played it to the hilt with his southern accent and his dedication to the KANG! He was the leading member of the FUCK U CREW who abducted Bill Compton.  I will miss you Cooter..I wonder if the KANG is going to be pissed when he finds out COOTER is gone. Cooter is the werewolf that took up will that SKANK Debbie Pelt, Alcides ex-fiance. He also served "THE VAMPIRE KANG OF MISSISSIPPI" as his right hand wolf.